What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 03:15

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
What is your juiciest sex story?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Why is the show The Big Bang Theory so hated?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Do straight guys like to see cocks?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What should a young woman do to control sagging breasts?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
From Russia With Love
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
How did Kate Mulgrew feel about Jeri Ryan joining the cast of Star Trek: Voyager?
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.